Ship faster. Moisturize harder.
Battery Balm is the hydration layer for your mouth. Four battery-shaped balms, one Power Pack, zero actual voltage. Twist up, deploy, done.
No credit card required. No card reader either. It's lip balm.
Trusted by lips at teams that haven't launched yet
The hardware
Every unit is machined from aluminum, anodized matte black and fitted with a charge gauge that never needs charging. The balm does the work. The LEDs do the marketing.
Everyday peppermint. The default config. Ships at 100% and stays there.
A sheer cherry tint with low-latency color. Lightning bolt included at no extra charge.
Extra-thick, unscented overnight balm. Runs as a background job while you sleep.
Cinnamon tingle in a machined 9-volt slide tin. Two snap terminals, zero connections. The tingle is a feature.
Quickstart
No SDK, no config file, no onboarding call. Remove cap, twist up, apply. Works on every platform with a face.
~/lips $ npx batterybalm apply --lips › resolving charge profile … Full Charge › removing cap ………………… ok › twisting up …………………… 3.2 mm › deploying hydration …… upper ✓ lower ✓ › checking voltage ………… 0 V (as designed)✔ Applied in 0.84s. Lips are production-ready. ~/lips $ batterybalm status Full Charge ████ 100% peppermint Low Battery █░░░ 25% overnight~/lips $
Power Pack · BB-05
Four sticks in one carton, packaged like hardware you'd hesitate to open. Magnetic-feeling lid. Satisfying unboxing. No cables, because there is nothing to plug in.
Plans
Simple, transparent pricing, coming soon. Nothing is for sale yet, which makes our churn rate excellent.
per mouth · billed never (yet)
per mouth · billed never (yet)
per pillow · annual commitment to sleep
deployed at the edge (of your lips)
Wall of love
We migrated our entire lip stack to Battery Balm. Zero chapped incidents since cutover.
Low Battery runs overnight more reliably than our actual cron jobs. Not sure how to feel about that.
Asked for a demo. They handed me a lip balm. Best demo I've had this year.
The 9V Tingle tin is the only hardware on my desk that has never thrown an error.
Fast Charge took my lips from 10% to 100% during one standup. The standup ran long.
Put the Power Pack on a slide in our deck. Nobody asked why. The round closed.
Changelog
General availability for lips. All four charges are now in production. Waitlist is open.
Four sticks, one carton, zero dongles. Unboxing latency reduced by a satisfying amount.
Users preferred it. The (+) terminal remains for backwards compatibility with the vibe.
They still don't connect to anything. That part is intended.
Prototype was an actual AA battery. Do not apply. We learned a lot.
Early access
Nothing is for sale yet. Join the waitlist and be among the first lips in production.
